What Would Carly Say?
Not sure how Carly Rae Jepsen would feel about this take on her hit song but then again, it’s a pretty decent burn.
The amount of sarcasm that is exhibited in this windshield note is buckets full. What? You think this person wants to slide across this person’s hood every day? Every. Day. Nope, didn’t think so. Although they probably did lose weight quick, it takes a lot of work to jump over the hood of a car.